Hide mah kids, hide mah wife (in some alternate universe where I have kids & a wife)
Pass
Go through it
Oranges tasted like watermelons,
I mean, what would you do if oranges tasted like watermelons?
I would dance in joy.
What would you do if gabe Newell released hl3 in e3
I don’t really know…
What would you do if (think like you are the father) you where being strangled by a giant octopus that came out from under your sons bed.
Go on Maury. “I am NOT this kid’s daddy!”
Pass
What would you do if there was another yoyo boom like in the 80’s?
enjoy it
What would you do if we didnt?
I’d hug a marshmallow.
What would you do if I never joined these forums?
Die or set fires to things to make me feel joy, whatever was easier
What would you do if I never joined the forums? (you can repeat questions, right?)
Have many laughs stolen from my past.
What would you do is some-one dropped your high-end metal yo-yo on the cement
Be really really really mad.
What would you do if your yoyo blew up in the middle of a combo?
Get mad then get glad
What would you do if the objects come together?(the holders reference)
eat some cheese
What would you do if the Sky started falling? :o
Grab my rifle, go to Boston, and then join the second Mass… Falling skies reference, anyone?
What would you do if you learned that your entire reality was an illusion, like the parable of the cave?
I would rage like crazy.
would you give up yoyos for a girl? :o
Depends on the girl. If she is supermegafoxyawesomehot maybe. By otherwise no. Hopefully someone gets the reference
Dinosaurs came back and taught you all of the retro old too tricks.
Old ‘too’ tricks? Do you mean school? Or did I miss something??? Haha, I’ll just pretend you meant school:
I’d learn from there great dinotopian yoyo wisdom, and listen to avoid getting eaten 
What would you do if…
An anvil was about to fall on someone?
I did mean school. I don’t know why that happened.
I would pull them out from under it. Not push because then I would get hit.
Pass
I’d play a slide whistle.
What would you do if today was your last? (I try to responsibly treat every day like this)