Pull out my double bladed light saber and slash it up.
What would you do if your bed came alive at night tried to eat you?
I will be like nope.avi
What would you do if yoyos became mainstream again?
scream thank you to the heavens… unless they were TOO mainstream…
pass
What would you do if someone through a cheeseburger on an ice rink?
Watch the idiots fight for it
What would you do if you had a house made out of sponge?
Que the Sherlock Holmes boxing scene
What would you do if you had the ultimate yoyo(the most perfect yoyo ever that will make you a yoyo god)
Become a Yoyo god. 
What would you do if yoyos became as popular and common as cell phones?
I’d throw non stop to get better then everyone else.
What would you do If you put a new string on a new CLYW and first throw the string snaps?
Have a panic attack with Total Eclipse of the Heart is playing in the background
What would you do if you had 12 packages of salami?
have salami and cheese sandwiches with mustard for 2 months!
What would you do if you can’t find your favorite Yoyo?
keep looking
what would you do if all your yoyos were stolen
cry in a corner then buy more yoyos
what would you do if your puppy dog had to go to the bathroom and you were in the middle of a yoyo combo?
Finish the combo then let the dog go to the bathroom…
What would you do if an Asian jumped out from behind a car and started beating you with a shoe?
I’d hit him or her back,I know kickboxing!
Pass
what would you do if (insert favorite yoyo company) has been shutdown or disappear?
Never trade those yoyos.
What would you do if all of you yoyo’s had laser engravings of Nicolas Cage in the cup?
I would wonder why the yoyo companies decided to do that.
pass
What would you do if I changed my forum username?
Not care, ill recognize ur profile pic
What would u do if all the mods dissapeared, silently, in the middle of the night…
POST A THREAD ABOUT MY LITTLE PONY
What would you do if Freddie Mercury showed up in your yard eating your tacos and drinking your lemonade?