Weird Movie Quotes


(Amplified) #1

List Quote and Movie

“If you don’t want your balls juggled, then don’t put them in my face”

-Michelle Pfeiffer
One Fine Day


#2

oh do me yoyo master.
-the 40 yr old virgin


#3

IT’S MY MOP!!! IT’S MINE!!!
~Stanley Spadowski


#4

Well heck, I’d frustrate on a spark plug if I thought it would do any good!

  • The General from Wargames

edit it got filtered the real quote is less funny but the filter changed the other word for pee into frustrate and it wasn’t heck that was said


(Amplified) #5

“We’ll escape the hood on the underground railroad. Gotta follow that north star! Let’s make a mix tape of Negro Spirituals!”

-Brandon Jackson


(Jei Cheetah) #6

“You can’t shoot a church goin dog!”
-Because of Winn Dixie


#7

“LOUD NOISES” - Brick Tamlan, from Anchorman

“60 percent of the time, it works every time” - Brian Fontana, from Anchorman


#8

“Say what again.”

-Pulp Fiction


(Erik Kerber ) #9

yes my precious

gollum lord of the rings


(WildCat23) #10

Prince Herbert: But mother,
King of Swamp Castle: Father, I’m father.
Prince Herbert: But father…

French Soldier: I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

King of Swamp Castle: Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who.

~Monty Python and the Holy Grail


#11

“Oh it’s blessed are the meek! Oh that’s nice isn’t it cause they have a heck of a time.”

“follow the gourd!”

Ah well, it’s as close as it’d let me get… I’ll stop there for fear of autocorrect insanity!


#12

Oooh, I love references I get ;D.


#13

I wanted to post one more for yooldman. And now for something completely different…


#14

“have fun destroying the castle!”
-the princess bride.


#15

“I love you too, but I’m going to mace you in the face”
-The Darjeeling Limited


(Erik Kerber ) #16

the force is with us master sidious

star wars episode 2 attack of the clones


#17

I GOT A JAR OF DIRT!

Cap’n Jack Sparrow, in one of those Pirates movies.


(UmeNagisa) #18

“The”
~All of the Movies.
-TrollFace-


#19

few favorites from my favorite movie (Snatch).

Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary… come again?

Turkish: You take sugar?
Brick Top: No thank you, Turkish; I’m sweet enough.

Sol: You ain’t from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?

Customs official: Anything to declare?
Avi: Yeah. Don’t go to England.

no.


#20

coughsilent filmscough