“Do you hear that? That’s the sound of the neurotoxin emitters emitting neurotoxin.”
This is an apt quote from an intelligence that may be greater than mine, but I digress. We are not here to quibble about which robotic thought process is greater than the next. We are here to talk about Throw-Yo’s “new” Neurotoxin Serums.
Why do I place the word new between virtual air quotes? Well, that’s because the colorway has been around almost as long as Throw-Yo has, as one of the first variations of strings Berv made back in the day.
Now, Neurotoxin is back and better than ever. As a Serum, it is as soft as a lazy cloud of noxious gas pouring out of a ventilation unit in an otherwise air-tight chamber. Thankfully, these strings will not kill you.
Unless you inhale them.
Similar to an actual neurotoxin.
Except you will die of having a string in your lungs instead of a chemical compound designed to disrupt your central nervous system.
Did I do a good job of marketing your new strings, Berv?
Luxury blend coming soon. Don’t know what to name it just yet. I’ll be calling them Tinctures, and they’re a silk/nylon blend born from my work with Silk in the Trans and Poly Emulsions. These will be a year-round offering, and feel amazing. I’m also using a different, higher quality nylon with these than is used in Serums, Teas, and Vapors (though I’ll be transitioning those over time.)
Still going back and forth on price for these. They’ll end up at either $15, $18, or $20 for a 3-pack. Pricey, but these are something special with a significantly larger cost to produce than other Throw-Yo strings.
I have one more silk blend in the works as well. It’s off to be tested by a pro as we speak!
Tinctures will launch June 1st for $18/3-Pack. I currently have one “demo” pack that contains a Strawberry Matcha, PRL, and CAL-E Tincture for $15 + $5 shipping (you can add on any other Throw-Yo strings or counterweights if you wish)
Tinctures are now in the shop. Please allow up to 1 week for production before shipping.
Night soils?
Night Soils are the blend of string used for @AudreySickburn’s now-famous Waffle Stomper. If there’s enough interest, I’ll put 5-Packs of these up in the shop for those who want to keep on stompin’ long into the future.
You wanted longer strings, you’re getting longer strings! You can now choose between ~120cm (Throw-Yo Standard) or ~150cm (Extra Long) length when ordering the following strings types:
Tinctures
Serums
Vapors
Teas
Elixirs
Inks
Note: There is an additional fee for longer strings
Longer strings are not available for Nectars, Emulsions, or Ropes.