I’d be a head, then at least people can look me in the eye when we’re talking. I like the floating head thing. Also, I can put a beating on someone, and they’d never see it coming, just deck 'em. And, they could never be a witness either, cause they never saw any blows thrown, just got knocked out with me in close proximity like everyone else haha. That’s just plain evil…I love it! Then, when they try to accuse me, I can get sympathy cause I’m just a floating head and therefore I don’t look like everyone else with a body…sure I’m an easy target.
Cold cereal, more variety, and I eat that more often than oatmeal and stuff. It’s also better as a snack, if you just want something light and sweet. Sometimes it’s the best junk food there is.
