I’ll take the ugly car. Doesn’t matter what it looks like as long as it runs, besides an ugly car is less likely to get stolen 
Carry a bright pink umbrella or get soaked?
Umbrella.
Hood or no hood?
On what?
no hood, cuz my car is a piece…
lizard lick towing or south beach tow?
Guess I’m going Lizard Lick because they’re in NC. Also, Lizard Lick is a cooler name.
Speaking of lizards…
Would you rather be a Gila Monster or a Thorny Dragon?
Thorny Dragon!
Would you rather eat fresh baked pie, or a fresh baked cake?
Wait! What kind of pie…
I’ll just go with pie in general.
Classic Garfield or Calvin And Hobbes?
Garfield even though I grew up reading calvin and hobbs :3
Lowered 4 inches or lifted 4 inches?(CAR)
Lowered 4 cuz if its closer to the ground more arrow dynamic so I think you get better gas millage.
Snow tubing or water tubing?
snow tubing
Pokemon talk
Yellow or silver or gold
Only two options for the game…you gave three. But, I’ll say…gold. 
When your cell phone rings…
Standard ring, or a ringtone?
If you define standard ring as a ring that comes preloaded onto the phone, I used that. For my iphone I tend to use marimba ring.
Nowwww
Hipster or mainstream?
If i had to choose… mainstream.
NES or Famicom?
NES.
Milk Chocolate or White Chocolate?
milk chocolate
Chocolate ice cream or pistachio ice cream.
Chocolate Ice cream
Extremely unhealthy ice cream that tastes really good Or Healthy ice cream that tastes ok?
Unhealthy ice cream all the way! ;D
Skateboard or longboard?
Skateboard.
bikes…
10 speed or a mountain bike?
MOUNTAIN BIKE! I’m so ready to go out and hit the trails. I love the gnarly ones!
AL or NL?
NL.
Ford or Chevy?