I have a headache from just looking at that picture. May you wear this contusion as a badge of honor, an emblem of your inauguration towards becoming a doyen thrower.
Still in all, I hope to forever avoid just such an initiation.
You know Link, that yoyo isn’t worthy of your play time. After doing such a horrible thing to you, you know. Tell ya’ what. I think you’re a cool guy, so I will punsih the yoyo so you don’t have to. Just send it to me and I will punish it hard for doing such a rotten act. If I feel like it learned it’s lesson and won’t do it again, I will send it back to you. Sound cool?