Well let me star of n say
Today is gonn be one marvelous day
im getting 3 packages at my doorstep
wooly marmot 2
soda blast m1
witha lab experiment
nd a Grey Bip Bop
No I can’t stop n I won’t stop
I have a yoyo buying fever
for some reason it makes me go broke
but i dont care
all my yos are super stoke
So I sit back play wit my holic n take notha toke
and pass the forum to another pro 
I’m glad Erik came in here to give this bumpage,
Cause I’ve been writing up a little something,
I’ve been pretty busy, doing what you ask?
Before it gets dark, I need to cut the grass,
Now that it’s Spring, it’s growing like a weed,
But I have a bald spot, that needs some seed,
But I’m in here fearless to kick some lyrics,
And I’m in the spirit, despite who wants to hear it,
Did you see the latest freestyle I made,
About backing out and scamming in the buy sell trade?
I’ll paste that here, and I’m supposed to wait,
For the mailman tomorrow with my Poker Face. (Whimsy) 
Freestyle in the scammer/backing out threads:
Off the top, in a zone… 8)
Those kinds of people, are confused so they flip flop,
They really need to, but they rarely ever get caught,
You can’t give a negative, that’s how it’s explained,
There’s no feedback to their name, when no money’s exchanged,
People think it’s not real, like you didn’t really get hurt,
Now that there is no deal, and the guy didn’t ship first,
Maybe he found a better throw, started debating,
His PMs are slow, and he’s got you still waiting,
I hate the way that these people waste our time,
Change their minds, and seem to just think it’s fine,
They’re looking everyday, browsing the forum,
Sending PMs for play, making deals out of boredom,
I hate when that happens, and I don’t get it,
But, if they’re shady in business…tell us all who did it.
I wish more people on the board could see that,
Don’t Paypal as gifts, or ignore their feedback.
^
TA you’ll nead to post
some pics o that thing
win the mail man comes tomorrw
He better not be late cuz that I
always hate but its ok as long as the package comes.
I also hate, when the mailman is late,
Or when there’s a mistake, on the delivery date,
because I’m anxious when it comes to throws,
If that mailman is late, we’re going to come to blows,
I’m just kidding, cause he and I are cool,
I follow the law, and play by the rules,
but I don’t play when it comes to new throws,
Last week I went to the mall and bought new clothes,
But I hate clothes shopping, you might understand,
I bought jeans, khakis and a few pairs of Vans…
Man, I got the master plan…like this,
When that Whimsy comes, I’m gonna take a pic.
Peace. 8)
Just got a Northstar
it Glows in the dark like a
star. rock star super star shinin like
a star woo. Ridin in my car down the street bouncin
to the beat in my seat right through them red lights
I see them strobe lights flashin in my rearview. But
that don’t bother me cuz I’m always ridin clean yea
Not all of this is true I just told it to you cuz
it rhymes to the beat while I’m tapin my feat yea.
You got a New Northstar, one that glows,
And of course they can be used for shows,
It’s my favorite plastic, besides the Dark Magic,
It has a metal ring, so I just had to have it,
I have a Shaqler, and the one in blue,
So, I just had to, send one to you,
Cause it’s a cool throw, certainly a prize,
That I knew, for sure, was worth a try.
And if they make new colors, I’ll buy them,
On a whim again, and call them Northstar twins.
I went to McDonalds cause my diet is off,
I like a Coke with no ice, and my apple pie soft,
I like my fries lightly salted and they must be hot,
I love the special sauce on the Big Mac I got,
I was a hard worker in the yard, and it was fun,
But I was thinking of that burger, with the sesame seed bun,
I was bound to love it, hard to decide what I wanted,
Big Mac, Filet o’ Fish, or ten crispy nuggets.
I went with the Big Mac, and fries too simple?
But it had special sauce, onions, and a few pickles.
All this talk about food is makin me hungry I think I’ll
Have some lunch soon after this rap about food.
I also went to micky d’s yea it was pretty good I had dat mcchicken on that
crispy bun it was only a doolar and it was pretty fun the mcchicken’s always good if
your savin your funds.
I call this “Fried Balogna Freestyle”
I digested Mickey Ds, no more golden arches,
Today it’s not for me, I’m cutting back on the starches,
More protein, and clean, so tell me where’s the beef,
I prefer it lean when I eat the fresh quality meats,
I wrote that in the song, but for those who really know me,
I eat potato chips, and a sandwich of fried balogna,
Yeah, that’s ghetto, but we’re throw rich and paid,
So there’s nothing wrong with eating balogna and mayonaise,
I’ll eat it on white bread, or maybe on a bun then,
Put chips on the side, Lays Sour Cream and Onion,
So try some balonga, that’s what you all should do,
And, if you don’t like Sour Cream chips…try the barbecue.
Peace. 8)
Hey man I love the potato chips
n a sandwich
or some sloppy Joe manwich
today my women brought breakfast burritos
ate it up real quick
now its time for some cheetos ;D
I love to chase my food down with pepsi
It taste so good
ain’t nothing wrong with a ghetto meal
we just hood
now im bumpin the thread n slappin dis beat
Passin it to the next happy Feat.
Dude…It’s been awhile since I had a Manwich,
I had a sister back then who just couldn’t stand it,
But, I’d clean my plate and I’d eat it all though,
Lick my fingers, there’s nothing like a Sloppy Joe,
You’re eating Cheetos and burritos, just like me though,
So, while we’re at it, we’ll open up a bag of Fritos,
And when the Fritos run out, we’ll open up cheese Doritos,
Or open up some salsa and dip in our Tostitos.
Word.
;D ;D
well now I taped up my finger im ready to throw
I need to learn some new moves
Any suggestions sike
I never have. Problem
choosing my weapon
yup CLyDUB is what im reppin
N just turn my smart tv into YouTube
Check out tutorials
Cuz im really not a new dude
I just need to learn some more moves
Learn some new moves, make those tricks even cooler,
Fluid and smoother, and kick some funky dope maneuvers,
I stepped my game up from simplistic, and became stylistic,
It’s a walk in the park…but I brought a blanket for a picnic,
If it’s broke, I can fix it, no one can stand next to me,
They can cook in the kitchen, but I’m the one with the recipe,
Most lyrical styles are not at all complex to me,
Cause I can kick a rhyme no matter what the context would be.
My tricks and my lyrics on point and that’s great,
For everyone who hears this, and saw me at Mass States.
One.
I like them cheeto’s an doritose and burito’s and tostido’s but you know
whats also good is be’in down in the hood and throwin to the beat of
the rap that your hearin’ out in the clarin; by the bonfire chilin with
your friends makin up some cool combo’s while beatin the bongo’s
and drinkin some soda. Dressin up like master yoda.
From the vibe thread…vibe freestyle:
Off the top…in a zone:
There’s always vibe, on each yo-yo I’ve tried,
Whoever thinks otherwise, just told you some lies.
Cause every spinning yo-yo vibes at least a little,
It’s something that I like, unless it wobbles or jiggles.
You’re checking for vibe in ways that entail,
Testing it for vibe, by using your fingernails.
But I don’t blame you, cause I’ve done it before,
Most of us are bored, so why should vibe be ignored?
I check mine for vibe, when I’m in the mood,
Why buy a vibey throw, if the others are smooth?
But one thing’s for sure, or nothing is true,
Checking throws for vibe gives us something to do.
I don’t want to spend hard earned money on a thing,
That feels like a buzz saw, but it’s round with a string.
So, the vibe forget it, no need to stress it,
Just don’t waste my time, when that vibe is excessive.
T.A. out. 8)
I haven’t hit you with one in a while…suddenly, I’m in the mood.
Here I am, one time for your mind,
For the very first time, people saw me rhyme in real time,
Bet you never saw posting like that before,
TotalArtist always ready with rhymes galore,
I bet people wondered how many rhymes I got,
If every time I rhymed I was rhyming off the top,
If it was really freestyle or if it was pre-written,
Now you saw it for real, like "no she didn’t!’
