God Himself @codinghorror gifted me with a whole beautiful yoyo that I currently am throwing as this is being written. First time being gifted a thing over the internet, is special to me.
But by far, the most absolutely amazing and heartwarming experience was having the man who got me in help me in school with the basics. Eric, I hope you here. He introduced me with his yoyos with a big ol’ box in 4th grade. Then, he told me where to get me first lil’ yo throw, a YYF One. He told me to order from this site by telling my dad or buying at toys r us. Bought it, and the rest is history. He also helped me on some of the tricks during recess with buddy Omar. When I get a job, I will personally buy a gold black splash DV888 just for you, and that’s not a meme. He had one in his pocket. Im tearing up fam. Im now 15 and I cannot say how much yoyoing means to me now. I hope I meet you someday, you bearded yoyo man. Thank you.
Im too short and I have baby hands. Cmon genetic lottery I need a growth spurt to tower over bigger nerds and become leader of the nerds