My name is YOYOSAURUS. And this is RELIC

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Hey everyone. Happy Halloween!

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Well, I guess there’s no better day to introduce something that might haunt your collection for a long time.

My name is YOYOSAURUS. And I’m here to introduce RELIC.

This is not just another yoyo release. This is the result of years of thinking about what an ideal yoyo should actually feel like.

Created in collaboration with Sputnik Yoyos, RELIC is my very first pro model and the first release under my own brand.

And here’s what I believe:

No heavy rims. No chasing the meta. No soulless performance monsters.

I’m not interested in making another yoyo that looks impressive on a spec sheet but ends up sitting on your shelf.

I want to make the yoyo you instinctively reach for every single day. The one you pick up when you don’t even know what you want to play. The one that makes you forget about everything else and just enjoy throwing.

Sounds ambitious? Good. It was supposed to be.

But don’t get me wrong. Feel alone isn’t enough. RELIC was designed to meet modern standards of performance, reliability and quality. No compromises there.

Big words? Maybe. Let’s see if I can back them up.

I’ve prepared a short promo video to give you the first taste of what’s coming.

Watch it. If it catches your attention, leave a like and let me know what you think.

And here’s the deal: if this thread gets some love, I’ll reveal the actual yoyo with a proper set of pictures right here. No more hiding.

:clapper_board: YouTube: https://youtube.com/shorts/8WndeWuMMN0?is=cpAjrm3QWcd1fN7B

:camera_with_flash: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DfK9nIOosMW/?rpxt=MWVzNm1iZHNpZzlvdQ==

A massive thank you to Artem from Sputnik Yoyos and everyone who helped turn this idea into something real.

This is only the beginning.

YOYOSAURUS has entered the game.

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It’s got a nice look to it. Looks to be right in my wheelhouse.

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Hey Paul… I think I’m kind of disappointed.

I don’t know if you remember but a long time ago we had a conversation.

And I told you straight up and honestly that even though I am a yo-yo doctor. I am still technically a doctor.

And I gave you some advice. I told you you need to get little sunlight every day, even 10 or 15 minutes.

It would really do a lot to improve your complexion and give you a more healthy appearance

Also, a pair of sunglasses wouldn’t hurt. And the way your eyes look I think you should even wear them at night.

Maybe you just need a little sleep? You know some beauty sleep. So why don’t you go lay down and take a nap for four or five days. That would be a start anyways

And by the way, congratulations on the new yo-yo. Anybody that pays attention is aware of the fact that you are very high-level player. And if you’ve got that yo-yo, the relic developed to the level that you feel it can be sold, I am fully confident that it is a great playing yo-yo.

No doubt about it. I’ll buy one.

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