Memorial Day sale???

Strange, I did to at first ::).

I got my ā€œmemorial day saleā€ on ebay last night. Wasnā€™t really a sale, but I won a brand new Confetti Chief for $86.00. Canā€™t wait for it to get here.

Where do you live? Do you have dogs? Any guns? Are you a light or heavy sleeper? I will see you tonight, but you wonā€™t see me.

No joke dude Iā€™m not kidding I want your chief and ill do whatever it takes!