He then cut his way out of his prison cell using his newly found power of laser vision
He then went to the nearest bar for a drink… of tea
Then a fortune teller walked in and read his tea leaves. They said he would…
…be the bringer of destruction and because of this he…
Moved to china, changed his name, got married and now has a baby dragon named bob
but his son bob was bewitched by a evil spell and snapped and attacked his mother and father
which then turned to a lampshade
the lampshade then put some LIGHT on the problem… 
Then the power went out…
He tripped on his dog
and the dog barked
Bazinga
The dog then ran to th neighbors house. the neighbors then were going to report animal cruelty. But because they were in China, they ate the dog instead.
and it tasted like a cat
They spit it out and said, “This is a disgrace to my Country!” and they went to Antarctica.
which was very cool
so cool that they decieded to by a can of soup.
flaming soup
(nice avatar turtleyo love it ;D) also…he had ice tea with the soup.
thanks… ;D So the tea was lemon flavored… lemon pledge was in his tea that is :o
and then he woke up inception
and the powers of lemon pledge and all cleaning supplies took him over.