turtle
I put rocks in his shell so he drowns in the water 
and they drink soda as a job well done
But mod 2 had shrunk and was in the soda he drank.
once inside his body they took complete control of him and he became…EVIL
an evil person who loves pie
then he went on a pie eating rampage…and cleaned out many Table talk boxes as well… ;D
and then an evil parrot swooped down and attacked
The parrot beat him on the pie eating rampage
then he took down the parrot, and made birdpot pie out of him…
which gave him a stomach ache
But it turned out to be all in his mind.
But then he lost his mind.
then without a mind…the logical thing was to…find one
so he pulled one out of a magic hat and put it back in his head.
but it turns out the magical brain had affected his with a strange magical diease
a disease to continuously stare at lamps ;D
and then he realized he had laser vision and sliced the lamp post in half, and he had to pay for damages
so this unfortunate mix of laser vision and staring at lamps put him on the most wanted list for trespassing and then slicing every lamp in the houses he went to,
he was later attacked by the cops and was put under arrest ;D