got spit out and landed in a cupcake factory 
Thanx turtle. meets a cupcke worker named freeda and askked her out on a date on the eiffel tower…
where frida just used him for his money and he was left looking like a fool
he then slipped on a pepsi (because someone threw it down because the soda sucked) and fell off the tower.
And sprouted wings and came to the realization.
GASP*
I AM A GRIFFON
he then thought about what he should use his powers for ?
And decided to find his true destiny by locating the gods of yoyoexpert for guidance…
but the gods of yoyoexpert wuz evil and decided to attack his thread powers
sent him back to the earth under the sentence to never yoyo again
lived his life as a lonely poor yoyoless man and died of a broken heart…
i’d say thats the end of that story
(never ending story) hint hint nod nod wink wink but is brought back to life by a magical yoyoexpert fairy bcuz the yye gods have taken pity on his yoyoless life and given him another chance with yoyos
then he was named BIOYOYO by the yye gods
And was given a code 1 for his suffering
he then fought crime as a hobby
one day he stole the rice from a canadian fed it to the birds for fun
the birds then shot bullets from their beaks
he activates his yoyo cannon and sented them flying…
After the yoyos hit the birds they fell and got dinged! (gasp)
And the birds were happy about it…
the birds then thanked him and gave him a roll of yyn stickers