"I want to be a yoyo man"

[fradiger (the world is a beautiful cat and i must meow meow meow)]

• never
• a few times
• too many times
• i’m the yoyo man and accept my role.

how many times y’all been linked this video (or some variant of it):

“I want to be a yo-yo man” he cried “make me a yo-yo man” vine

there’s zero chance i’m the only one who gets this in a message at least once a month.

[Kaylinity (Kaylee)]

i think ive gotten this message about 200 damn times

[ProbablyNotBadRawb (Rob)]

I have never seen this before.

[RC_yo-yo (Rob)]

You should see the whole video. I had it on vhs as a kid.

[Benthrowsyoyo (Ben)]

I saw the post title and thought this was a nod to Primus’ “John the Fisherman” cus it sounds like the line “I want to be a fisherman”