I can't throw my yoyo right! I think it's broken!

Why are you putting bearings in your yoyo?

BSHHH! Duh! You donā€™t need bearings. They just make the yoyo grind a bit better.

If all else fails, throw a sleeper into mount doom for 33.3 seconds.

no thatā€™s not try there supposed to go on the spikes and nipples of the Yoyo to make them awesome hubstacks duh!

Dont Forget To add Peanut Butter. Peanut Butter Makes Everything Better

oh and I bet that Yoyo is dirty take it for a swim in a local pond or something to fix it.

Yea Make Sure TO Scrub It with some Sea Weed Too

Then deep fry it, smother it in chocolate, serve in a cheeserburger for 50 cents with some fries. Viola, itā€™s fixed. ;D

20% of the time, this works every time.

then serve it with a side of bacon!

Yes Like At least 3 Pieces Of Bacon

donā€™t forget it has to be from some rare pig in the amazon jungle that only comes out at night and only eats flak seed.