disjointed and insufficient
leans into mic
“Dogsh*t.”
honestly i kinda make it a point NOT to.
not to be coy, but how many Zen koans begin with the question “What is the Buddha?”
i think the experience of yo-yoing pretty well defies attempts to box it in. i may have a style for a second, but then it changes. now it’s smooth, now it’s awkward, now it’s jagged and angular, now it’s alpha. it’s like describing a landscape from the window of a moving train. (i guess those are the words i’d use lol.)
understand i’m not saying that no one should try to describe their throwing - just explaining why i don’t like to.
Disjointed, janky and disorganized.
I keep trying to throw it away… but it keeps on coming back.
Full body experience
I don’t know how I look when I throw, so I asked my family to describe my yoyo style.
“Your yoyo combinations are like your love making. The duration is short and the overall effect is unfulfilling.” - Wife
“Ummm, awkward and cringey. When you play with your yoyo outside I pretend I’m not related to you.” - Older Daughter
“Out of control and scary” - Younger Daughter
“huuhhuhhuhhuuhhuhhu” - Dog
Ouch
Aggressive finesse
Messy artist
70 percent shoot the moon while sitting on the couch, 30 percent everything else lol
Best way to sum it up is nothing less than a epileptic magikarp at a rave
Salty.
Wibbly wobbly upsy downsy.