How would you decribe your throwing?

General Yo-Yo
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disjointed and insufficient

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leans into mic

“Dogsh*t.”

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honestly i kinda make it a point NOT to.
not to be coy, but how many Zen koans begin with the question “What is the Buddha?”
i think the experience of yo-yoing pretty well defies attempts to box it in. i may have a style for a second, but then it changes. now it’s smooth, now it’s awkward, now it’s jagged and angular, now it’s alpha. it’s like describing a landscape from the window of a moving train. (i guess those are the words i’d use lol.)

understand i’m not saying that no one should try to describe their throwing - just explaining why i don’t like to.

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Disjointed, janky and disorganized.

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I keep trying to throw it away… but it keeps on coming back.

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Full body experience

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I don’t know how I look when I throw, so I asked my family to describe my yoyo style.

“Your yoyo combinations are like your love making. The duration is short and the overall effect is unfulfilling.” - Wife

“Ummm, awkward and cringey. When you play with your yoyo outside I pretend I’m not related to you.” - Older Daughter

“Out of control and scary” - Younger Daughter

“huuhhuhhuhhuuhhuhhu” - Dog

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Ouch

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Aggressive finesse

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Messy artist

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70 percent shoot the moon while sitting on the couch, 30 percent everything else lol

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Best way to sum it up is nothing less than a epileptic magikarp at a rave

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Salty.

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Wibbly wobbly upsy downsy.

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that one youtuber that uploaded once a day for a month, and never uploaded again until next year’s christmas

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I would like to update my style to “getting better”

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