How do you convince your parents to buy you a yoyo?

Threaten to place them in a conservatorship when they get old unless they buy you the yoyo of your choice right now.

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Gotta hit ‘em with the classic “but I NEEEEEEEEED iiiiittt!!!”

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Ah, the ol’ reverse Britany Spears

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I will ground you FOREVER, mom

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Huckleberry clears Tom no contest

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well who knows! Maybe he’ll come back once he sees that message.

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That man, 10 years later:

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I just started throwing, so both of us could learn together!

Easy: find blackmail.

And I’m here for it. (Braces for war between pro-necroers and anti-necroers)

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I’m Pan-Necro, bump the post, what do I care? It’ll all pan out in the end.

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