Hay you


(Jei Cheetah) #1

I’ll buck you into a tree.

What kind of tree?

A crab apple tree.

Now lets bake cupcakes and be awesome.

Or things will go crazy.

J


(Raphael) #2

no thanks


#3

What kind of cupcakes?


#4

I want to be a rainbow though…


#5

Wait… you know she’s not a tree, right?


(Jei Cheetah) #6

buck you

You all ought to all into a taffy candy puller.
Hear its fun?

Hay yeah it is

J


#7

Sounds like things will go crazy either way.


(M²) #8

…just why…


#9

This “Brony” thing has gotten out of hand…


#10

Brony hate had gotten out of hand :slight_smile:


#11

How so? We like it, why not you? At least you can stop complaining about it.


#12

How so?


#13

What? Now I’ve got a ton of Bronies hating me? :slight_smile:


#14

No, we Love and Tolerate you. :slight_smile:


#15

Um, because asking “How so,” is totally hating :wink:


#16

Correct. Asking a simple question means we hate you. For example, if we ask you “Do you like pie?” that instantly means we hate you.


#17

I know, I was joking.


#18

Sure.

Yeah.

Ey.

Ey, I got a little story I wanna tell yall right here.

About some crazy stuff that went down the other day.

Sit back, relax, and check this out.

Aw

SO THIS GUY GOT ALL MAD AND SLUNG ME SOME HATE.

I WOULDNT TAKE THAT, NOT IN MY CURRENT STATE

SO I DECIDED TO MAKE THE CALL TO THE ONE WHO I KNOW

WHO COULD SHUT HIS MOUTH UP FASTER THAN THE SUN MELTS THE SNOW

SO I DIALED THE NUMBER AND THE VOICE ON THE OTHER END SAID

HOW CAN I HELP YOU? WHO DO YOU WANT DEAD?

I EXPLAINED THE SITUATION AND WHAT NEEDED TO BE DONE

AND THE VOICE THEN TOLD ME, HE’S GONE BEFORE YOU YOU SEE TOMORROWS SUN.

SO I ASKED FOR THE PRICE OF HOW MUCH THIS WAS GONNA BE WOULD BE

AND SHE SAID OH DONT WORRY, IT WILL BE WORTH IT TO ME

SO I THANKED HER AND HUNG UP THINKING ABOUT WHAT I JUST SAID

BUT WHO CARES I THOUGHT, NO REGRET IS IN MY HEAD

A FEW HOURS LATER I GET A CALL ON THE PHONE

I PICK IT UP WONDERING IF THE DEED HAD BEEN DONE

THE VOICE THEN TOLD BE, THAT WAS EASY NOT A PROB
AND I THANKED THAT DEMENTED PONY FOR A VERY GOOD JOB

NOW THAT THIS IS OVER I CANT HELP BUT THINK BACK, WONDERING IF REGRET WOULD COME BUT MY MIND JUST GOES BLACK

SO I FORGET ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING AND GO ABOUT MY DAY

AND INSTEAD THINK ABOUT THE PONY WHO WOULD ALWAYS SAY…

YOU GOT A PROBLEM PONY…ILL TAKE CARE OF EM FOR YOU…I SPECIALIZE IN BAKING SO ILL COOK EM UP FOR YOU…

YOU WILL SOON SEE…THATS ITS MY DESTINY, YOU SEE…
SILLY PONIES, DON’T TRY TO RUN, YOU WILL JUST RUIN ALL THE FUN

WORD

Based on a true life incident that recently occurred.

Made by: Josh Yee


#19

^^^^^^^^^
Epic rap


#20

Aw, man, now I look foolish…

Also, no need to be so touchy, guys, he was kidding.