Goals in life

fish loaf

have some buuuttaaahhhhh

Dude I’m gonna be a Pokemon MASTER! and then a yoyo MASTER, and then I’m gonna by an ab MASTER, And then I’m gonna be an evil scientist so that I can little hunch backs running around calling me MASTER!

Or just be… The Master.

Honestly… my goal is to come up with goals.

that was easy

I want to shave tiny bits of a wodden chair into my food for years until it’s all gone so I can brag later in life that I ate a chair.

This, I think, is the best one so far.

But fishloaf isn’t bad…

The scary thing is that I’m totally serious.

You know what, I’m going to to it to. Maybe I’ll start with a desk…

that is a great idea. i want to try that

How original of you guys.

Chairs will not give you the supplements you need to be awesome. I would go with the fish loaf. MMMM Fish loaf GAAAHHH!

i second that

ruling the world sounds fun… but is there a way to do that without being diabolical?

You don’t have to be diabolical…you just need to be a tyrant :smiley:

Is that possible. That’s like saying you wanna be a kosher pork chop. It just seems so contradictory. a non-diabolical tyrant.

Yes, it is possible. How you may ask? Because this Tyrant said so…with a smile! :smiley:

My goal is to be an endocrinologist specializing in diabetes, or be sponsored in yoyoing ;D

Hows the 1st one for a 13 year old boy???

Pat, your right, you are a wack-job!!! love your sig cuz it be true ftw. I’m tempted to do that now…

I’m starting to think that owning a freeze ray would be awesome. If nothing else I could go around town freezing people shouting ā€œFREEZE RAY!ā€ I love Despicable me.