“This yoyo is incredibly stable, while also being very light. Although it’s light, you will find it has quite a bit of weight to it, giving it loads of power. It is crazy fast but also a slow, graceful throw. It is great for modern responsive yo-yoing but can also handle any 1A trick you throw at it, as we have used new quantum technology so that the bearing is both responsive and unresponsive at the same time. Plz buy.”
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Easy polycarb all day
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I actually liked that movie.
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I’d bet he can do a gyroscopic FLOP though!
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Nailed the melodramatic flop at least.
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My parents to me after this happened for couple of years and left signs on the ceiling and also destroyed more than the half of forniture around my house
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I’m not the most religious but I’ll join that cult 
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Me waiting for aMAYzing sales and 5a May
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