Disapropriated metal

This is your amazing story of the day. You may wonder what Disapropriated metal is?

Obviously, I’m here to tell you.

So I get this yo-yo from Julio in Japan. It’s 56 mm in diameter 46 mm wide. And it weighs 66.6 grams.

This particular metal is formed accidentally. It results from having molten metal in a vessel that is unintentionally subjected to a peripheral Magnetic field. A certain percentage of the molten mass becomes magnetized as a result.

As the molten metal is poured into a form, it starts changing temperature rapidly. As it starts to set in the form, the magnetism has interrupted the molecular structure in that the molecules are pushing or pulling away from each other and as the metal solidifies, there are small voids created Between the microscopic Balls of metal

To the naked eye, the metal seems perfectly dense. But under magnification if you hold a metal up to a strong light, you can actually see through it just like looking through a screen door.

Once the metal is machined into the size shape and weight of the finished yo-yo, everything is fine.

The problem occasionally results when some imbecile, like myself accidentally leaves the yo-yo in a jacket pocket. The jacket is put through the wash and dry cycle.

As a yo-yo becomes immersed in the very warm soapy water, it soaks up the water like a sponge in a small voids of the metal.

When a yo-yo is subjected to the heat of the dryer, as the water turns to steam, and starts to evaporate the metal molecules, still magnetic in nature, start pulling towards the center and closing the small voids until it becomes very dense and solid again,

The downside is as the yo-yo metal pulls down into what should’ve been its original density in the first place, it decreases in diameter and width dramatically. At the same time, the weight stays exactly the same, 66.6 g… The sign of the underworld.

It’s not very good for sleepers. It’s not very good for front mount tricks. It’s not very good for side mount tricks… It’s not very good for aerial tricks. It’s not very good for thumb grinds. It’s not very good to snap start. It’s not very good for finger grinds. It’s not very good for palm grinds. It’s horrible for DNA and obviously, It doesn’t loop worth a lick.

On the positive side, it actually plays pretty nice for a little yo-yo.

As a lifetime commitment of mine, I only tell the absolute truth. I never stray from the facts simply because it is said that the truth will set you free.

I’m only providing this information as basically a public service announcement so that if Sengoku Ever sends you a metal yo-yo, don’t make the mistake I did and put it through the washer and dryer. Unless of course you wanna end up with a little tiny midget yo-yo.


Fact is stranger than Friction

Gray mini yoyo is a 1 of 5 unreleased Prototype courtesy of Sengoku.

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That’s very interesting…

Perhaps it’s even more rare now? I mean, it went from a 1 of 5 to a 1 of 1, right?

Do you think you’ll keep it as is? or are you planning on cutting it up or salvaging it in some way?

Thanks for writing this up.

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The writeup is humourous nonsense, it’s just a small yoyo.

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Lol, I do feel a bit silly.

I’m super sick right now, can’t think quite right.

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This is just a shot in the dark if you don’t mind me asking…?

But by any chance, are you related to Sherlock Holmes?

At the very least, You are definitely from the same village…

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I’m am honestly impressed at how fine you are treading the line between fact and fiction here. This is amazing :joy:

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Honestly if I didn’t study magnetism in school I would have been convinced as well

Actually it was just a dry run…

I am entering the International. Bull-chucking Championships this year.

What I posted was just a near complete draft of my entry to study Audience gullibility?

It was either that… or a story about how I turned a regular banana into 80 thousand tons of Anti-matter by using a mirror to reflect the energy from lighting bolts towards the banana as they bounced off a Ouija Board during an extreme magnetic episode affecting the Earth.

I decided that nobody would believe I was strong enough to lift the banana after the transformation. When it comes to anti-matter lifting, I top out at about 40 thousand tons.

So… I went with the Disapropriated metal saga.

Oh well…

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Entertaining as always.

What’s the YoYo used as a pedestal here? That double cup design has me intrigued

sengoku ercim?

Thank you, Sergio, that is it!



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