So if you put your happiness into love, then your happiness will only last as long as that person is alive or until you stop loving them?
Time for this one again? http://youtu.be/b5I94bT23cQ?t=1m11s
(Mr. Fury calls out The Sphinx)
What’s the point of doing something if you’re not going to take risks?
“See, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.”
Alright. Time to get serious (even if nobody will ever get over the fact that they eat a bowl of soup every morning before school).
A beautiful person is not someone who wears a lot of makeup, or someone who has a nice body or lots of money. A beautiful person is someone who has seen pain, even if they are innocent, and been hurt time and time again, no matter how they look. Because that is what makes a considerate person, seeing someone’s pain and knowing it inside out. And that is why we are all beautiful.
I type in invisible ink…
The end of pi is . 3.1415…
Also: Pinocchio said that his nose would grow.
Potatoes are my favorite type of bird.
A tub and a rub will change your day (My fortune cookie told me this)
Rolanda is a fabulous oh my gosh chickens everywhere
No. No it wasn’t.
Penguins are my favorite kind of frog. (that’s an actual song made by someone I know 0.o)
Be alert, the world needs more “lerts”!
You never know how strong you are…
Until being strong is the only choice you have…
When I was 5, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life…
When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up…
I wrote down “happy”
They told me I didn’t understand the question…
I told them they didn’t understand life…
My girlfriend left a note on the fridge:
“It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore, I’m going to my mom’s place!”
I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer is cold… What the hell is she talking about?
For which is easier, to say ‘your sins are forgiven’ or to say ‘rise and walk’?
She was probably talking about the a/c
deep comment. WHAAAAT?
;D John Lennon
“Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.”
Loool is he like thecomputernerd01? Makin da parodies with non-sense phrases