Coming Soon: The 2027 Angriest Yoyoer Contest
Just how much anger can you express through yoyoing without injuring yourself? Watch here for submission info.
Please post any other Coming Soon or Nevers here!
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Everyone knows when you get mad to T-Pose over whatever is getting you mad to show dominance.
Sadly Iโm too numb for this. so I just stare empty into the yoyo and my skills and question why do I even bother. What has this world come to. Why am I here, I fail everything.
And repeat this process until the trick is learnt!! Real easy guys!!
I would genuinely love to see a real salty crashout but unfortunately this hobby isnโt anywhere near FGC levels of salt.
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Coming Q4 2026: The Sleeping Sleeper: The New, Avant-Garde Way of Learning to Yo-Yo!
This book, written by yours truly, will take a deep dive into a new, experimental way of learning to yo-yo.
Simply place a photograph of a professional yo-yoer of your choice (laminated photographs included in Deluxe Edition, starting at $29.99) under your pillow, and let their yo-yo trick knowledge seep into your brain!
Coming soon to stores near you!
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