Can someone please find me a Pearl Noctu?

I’ve been looking for a Pearl Noctu for the longest time and i can’t seem to find one anywhere.
Either they’re so great that no one who has one wants to part with it, or they’re so terrible that no one can get a good price for one. Probably not the latter. I really need to get a hold of one of these, and I’ll trade anything in my collection for it, (minus a batman noctu) plus quite a bit of cash if we can’t come to a deal.

Anyone who knows where to ask, just lemme know.
Please and thank you to all.