Ladies and gentlemen of the Kansas City Area, me and some friends are going to be taking a trip to Kansas City, and we were just wondering if YOU, yes, YOU, would like to house a few pudgy boys for a weekend. We are going to be in KC July 5-7, so if you want to house us, I’d be more than happy to cook and help out, and so would my friends.

Nobody be lovn’ Q?

Hit up Robbie Graham and some of the other guys from Square Wheels, theyre from the KC area.

Ohmygawd. I forgot about them.