Dang where are these photos at??
Recently, these pictures were deemed “Too Cool for the general public,” and thus, they were removed from museums everywhere, brought instead to the Pentagon, in the Basement of the Panic Room.
People have tried breaking in before to secure these photographs, but the security there is incomprehensible.
They’ve got Lasers, Sharks, and LaserSharks… All of this combines to bring you a fate worse than death, one too despicable to speak of.
And not to mention, there’s a rumor going around that the box with the photographs has a couple spiders in it, that alone seems to deter most.
Do you still wanna see these photographs?
Through a recent program, you can simply walk to the Pentagon and ask to see the photographs, and they’ll ask “Are you sure?” If you respond with “yes,” they will bring you into a secret room, show you the photographs, and then cryogenically freeze you for the rest of time.
I hope that puts into perspective how insanely radical these photographs are, they’re so cool, they made James Dean jealous. Now thats pretty cool…
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“Death can’t be considered, because if you’re afraid to die, there is no room in your life to make discoveries” - James Dean
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I went to “fix” this title by replacing “tension” with “torsion” only to realize that I was recently demoted… 
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Muahahaha!!
Ain’t nobody gonna “fix” my old timey terms and get away with it!
Also, I kind of chose Tension to help make it seem more like it would be a Drama TV series.
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… You’re just too good to be true — Can’t take my eyes off o’ you…
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I’m more of a KonKave guy myself.
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I am a flat guy so far. A flat Jack, if you want. A flatjack. A flapjack. I jack my flap.
I’m gonna head north right now. Maybe east later.
“Your mom just packed you two stale pieces of bread…”
When life hands you stale bread, make croutons. When your mom hands you stale bread, it’s time to move out.
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*Probably Not Actually Subnormal.
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Maybe you have to update to a 5G mobile-plan.
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…What do any of these words mean?
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I have never been more proud of you than I am right now.
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No legs are being pulled here, I’m clueless looking at this…
The kids broke into the server and I’m too old to understand what they where saying
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edit: forget it, we ball
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I agree. I don’t understand the way kids talk these days and I’m a kid.
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