“you cannot own multiple yo-yos if you do not know enough tricks” HOLD MY BEER.
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beer held bro… wait, the drinking age in florida is still 16 right?
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it’s 21… you knew that, right?
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Peyton come on dude…lol. it was a joke. But not the tricks to yoyo ratio. That is no joke. One yoyo per 20 tricks. Official rule
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there goes my opportunity to go on a shopping spree. 
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i’ve never been one to abide by the rules… so i snub the elitist trick to ratio attitude… if people want to have 10,000 yoyos and just walk the stinkin’ dog…who cares? they are their yoyos! yo gots yo yoyos, i gots my yoyos… 
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i’m dyin on this thread title bro!
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i just switch it, 1 trick, for 20 yoyos.
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At some point early on I decided that I was going to set goals and limits. I could not buy another yoyo without learning x number of tricks. Thing is, they make too many nice yoyos.
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i told my wife… “hey it’s my mid-life crisis. some guys it’s strippers and sports cars. this is a lot less expensive.”
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that is the best excuse ever.
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Is it though…
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quoted…
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Ok now IM DYING
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That is a near amazing coincidence.
Because what I like to do is ride around in the Sports car while a Stripper sits shotgun while juggling my yoyos.
She tries to balance 2 yoyos while I surf the speed bumps.
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i bet a tome could be written about the parallel midlife crises of the yoyo brethren… mind pickin me up, doc?
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ok know im lost for a better tittle
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You may get hit in the head, but you will enjoy it.
why me
