Betty Botter bought some butter,
“But,” she said, “this butter’s bitter;
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter;
But a bit of better butter,
Better than the bitter butter
Will but make my bitter batter better.”
So she bought a bit of better butter,
Better than the bitter butter,
and made her bitter batter better.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (Say 5 times)
How much ground would a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground? (Say 5 times)
The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick. (I can’t even say it once. . . you try)