SATURDAAAAAAY!!!
Happy weekend everyone!
What’s a yoyo’s favorite utensil?
Chopsticks! 
Bump bump, next shipping day is Monday.
Cheers!
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What act did the yoyo and his brother perform at the circus?
The trapeze! Hehehe 
But I don’t wanna go back to work tomorrow!
I will however be shipping tomorrow :3
Happy Sunday, cheers folks!
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Yoyo [response] bump for Monday…I’m up for same day shipping today, only 2 left!!!
Thanks everyone!
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Ooowee, it’s Tuesday!
Who’s the coolest Rick in the whole multiverse?
Yoyo Rick.
No jokes today folks, only facts!
I’m up for a run to the post before the end of the day, you know you want that super hot exclusive splash Lunar Eclipse! Well…go on then, message me about it!
Cheers 
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I love this guy hahahaha the jokes are too funny
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Whoops, guess I missed a day there?
I’m getting real tired…like a yoyo that can’t sleep!
Hue-hue-hue
Help me rest by taking these last 2 off my hands, special deal $150/shipped for both!
Or, even better…make my dreams come true and trade me a black Grail!!!
(any condition will be considered!)
Offering same day shipping today, get with me before 4pm EST.
Cheers!
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Whats the best yoyo for the weekend?
The Weekender!
My wife got us this super fancy label printer since we’ll be doing a lot of that soon (hopefully!)
So, you know…buy these last 2 yoyos at special combo price of $140 so I can test my new label printer
Same day shipping, of course 
Happy Friday, cheers!
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The weekend is here, wooohooooooo!
Where do yoyos in Oregon like to go on the weekend?
To the Saturday Market, of course!
I’m still offering the last 2 as a bundle for $140/shipped…I’ll even cover the paypal g&s fees!
Quite a deal, huh?
Same day shipping available today, tomorrow we’re taking a break though.
Cheers folks, hope y’all have a smashing weekend!
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Hope y’all had a great weekend, I know I did! (I took 1st place in a pinball tourny )
What’s the smartest yoyo ever made?
The brain!
Oof…bad, I know
Same day shipping today, still offering special deal, $140/both shipped.
Still dreaming about black Grails 
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Pretty sure y’all are not buying the last 2 just to see what jokes I come up with next
I’m gonna take that as a compliment!
What happens when two Ti yoyos fall in love?
Sparks! Hoo-whoa!
I’m back with same day shipping before 4pm EST, take the final 2 in a bundle for special price $140/shipped…I’ll even cover the G&S fees!
Still looking for a black Grail, any condition. Don’t tell my wife, but I’ll break open the paypal if you’re not into my trade offers 
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Hey is the Polybius still for sale and how much please
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Sorry, Polybius is long gone! Only 2 left are the splash Lunar Eclipse and the Cucumber Sliver.
Cheers!
Thanks i am just learning and new here
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No worries! And welcome to the forums dude!
I’ll take this opportunity to bump my post for the day here also…so here’s today’s yoyo joke (buy my last 2 yoyos, same special bundle deal with same day shipping, otherwise I’ll be forced to continue writing these terrible yoyo jokes! lol):
What did the yoyo with the knot say to face?
Slap! I’m Rick James, [expletive deleted]!
Happy Thor’s Day folks, the weekend is almost here!!!
It’s Fri-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, woohoo!
We have a yoyo event tomorrow in Central Florida, so get with me now for same day shipping today!
These have been listed for quite a while now, over a month…so this is the final bump before I de-list and return them to a drawer for dust collection (they’ll likely resurface in my next BST post if they aren’t traded/sold in person). Take the Sliver and Lunar Eclipse shipped together for $130, today only!
Today’s yoke:
I recently heard a cargo ship carrying yoyos was sinking somewhere in the ocean.
It’s sank 44 times now…gya ha haa haa!