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And show everybody who’s the boss. Three packs of one drop summit for only $348. Those cutting edge side effects look sweet. As does the metallic powder coating and incredible almost life like flame jobs.
No doubt anybody that’s been in the game for at least a week or two even if they were clinically blind would be able to tell that those are genuine. One drop yo yo-yos.
If ever there was a case for FOMO… Fear of missing out… This is that one in 1 million. That one chance to own part of history. Why not get three legendary Summit yo-yos instead of just one?
Only a monkey’s uncle would be dumb enough to pass up a deal like that. That is a small chunk of change… But look at the good side, you may get something so awesome that if you held onto those three yo-yos for 100 years, they would probably be worth at least a dollar apiece cash money. But then again I can’t predict the future at least for more than the next 75 years.
For this particular release, Shawn and David Elected to not sell directly. Also, they decided to not market amazing threesomes through YoYoExpert. After discussing it for a good amount of time, they decided that it discreet drop through Mercari may be the better thing so that somebody lucky enough to win the lottery might just land on this link that will change their life forever.
It caused pain in their hearts, Just contemplating the possibility of seeing so many of their Avid followers, emotionally, crushed if they missed out on this magical mystery deal.
As many yo-yos, as I have, I could always use three more. The problem is that my age, if I bounced for that trio of awesomeness, if something ever happened to them I’m sure I would drop dead of a sudden emotional heart attack. So I save myself by resisting incredible deals like that. But on the dreamy side of my brain, I always fantasize about yo-yos that I haven’t tried, but just the images spell out incredible awesomeness. Probably the best performing yo-yos that you’ve never tried in your life and will probably never be lucky enough to ever even touch. But don’t worry life will go on and you may get lucky and score some other type of one drop secret release.
Whoever said life guarantees happiness. I only posted this response because this incredible emotional journey has turned this into the saddest day of my life. But I keep optimistic. I keep thinking positive. There is a glimmer of smile on my face as I go to sleep tonight knowing that it’s possible that tomorrow may even be More unfortunate than today. So on a positively negative note… There’s that.
The End
