Incredibly Looney Listings

Whatever that guy smoking is certainly not legal.

You know that old scene that goes a sucker is born every 60 seconds?

Well, this guy is living life by the minute.

Also, I don’t happen to be any type of color way historian, but I don’t think they ever did a grill in 28 stories?

And if they did, that’s the first I’ve ever heard or seen one. It looks pretty cool. Come to think of it but for that kind of money, I would guess it would have to be serious demand by somebody.

Either that or just like them magician that pulls the rabbit out of a hat, this seller pulled that price out of his pants.

PS… there’s this old story that I always thought was kind of funny. I mean, I know it’s kind of dumb. But I guess I just happen to remember the dumb stories because the silliness just makes them that much more r memorable.

Anyway, this guy’s walking down the street… and on the corner on his side of the street there’s a guy selling oranges for five dollars apiece and he’s got a wagon with a couple thousand oranges.

As a guy goes to check the orange is out he glances across the street and he sees an old guy sitting next to a cart that had one big orange on it. So the guy is thinking that guy‘s oranges must be better. He’s only got one left. So he crosses the street and is he approaches the guy he noticed the guy has a sign that says $5000 in this orange is yours.

So the guy asked the old timer $5000 for an orange? That guy across the street selling them for five bucks apiece.

The old guy says, yeah there’s nothing wrong with that, but I don’t have that kind of patience

And all I need to do is sell one orange.

:flushed_face:

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I think thats just a “dont make me sell this” price​:sweat_smile:

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I’m honestly not sure who is the better fit for a straight jacket… The seller or the buyer?

Well…. At least this blue one is in pretty good shape

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So, I don’t know if this really qualifies as loony as I didn’t really try to total it all up. I do think some of those are one offs so it’d be hard to factor in a price. Got some cool looking stuff though. Link below.

Looks like a lot of MAG and Proyo stuff. That 24k Would probably be the easiest to price :grin: I Doubt it’s retained anymore value though than the gold price. Still, some really cool stuff in there.

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Still some really cool stuff. A lot of that MAG stuff is one off. I’ve never seen some of those. :grin:

It’s an absolutely insane price, even for a custom ano job

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Definitely loony, IMO. The majority of the yoyos individually don’t fetch much over $30 to $80 on a good day. The mag turbine being an exception, those do go for more but that’s not in this listing lol. Most of the custom stuff doesn’t seem to fetch as much as people expect them to. There are a few outliers but the majority of them are not selling at a high price point.

The OG cold fusion fluctuates and it’s very dependent on if it has all of the accessories with the tin. Stunt pilots still go for a decent price but the rest of it isn’t going for big bucks individually. I see a lot of these yoyos individually all the time and they constantly get reposted because folks put a set price on them and nobody wants to pay those prices. I would assess this listing to maybe be worth like $400 - $800 all in depending on the quality and condition and that even feel like a stretch.

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I talked directly to Charles Haycock about ‘a 28 Stories Grail’.

He had no hesitation is saying ‘they certainly Never did one’.

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I arrived at the same conclusion more or less. I arrived at about a grand as far as value goes. While cold fusions depending on condition do fetch a solid number, I don’t even think they’re all that special. Great throws, but for the $ there are so many others I’d buy first. Thats just my opinion though..

Honestly, I would never drop $ on a lot like this. For me, looking at, researching, collecting bit by bit is a HUGE part of the hobby for me.

I will say that a lot of those customyo one offs are really cool looking. :smiling_face_with_sunglasses:

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Same here the joy of the hunt and getting a steal of a deal on a rare oldie is the best part to me. I wouldn’t dump a ton into a lot like that unless it was someone selling something they don’t know what they have and it’s priced right.

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With the price of Gold on the Up and Up this may be a good deal

Coca Cola Russell yoyo Super Rare South African Gold Plated 1 Of Only 5

Currently accepting bids AU $4,500.00 (Approximately US $3,027.38)

or Buy Now for AU $6,000.00 (Approximately US $4,136.40)

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No scratches or chips… It’s always been stored away. I mean honestly… There’s pretty much scratches and everything. So I don’t know if the guy means no deep scratches? Or maybe he just doesn’t consider all those little scratches, scratches. And of course what one person identifies a scratches at least to a certain degree is subject to the individuals interpretation or identification of what would be considered scratches.

It’s almost like when you see a yo-yo for sale and in the description, the seller says near mint, no scratches that go through the Ano no gouges just four or five flat spots when the yo-yo actually got smacked into something.

Or my favorite one is when a guy says to show you is in mint condition and sells a yo-yo. And when the buyer receives a yo-yo, he says hey man this thing is three or four little dings and scratches on it. You said it was in mint condition.

In the sellers response is that, that’s the way I got it so that damage that you see is from the factory.

Anyway, a little off track there, but just for perspective.

Sometimes people intentionally misrepresent the condition of a yo-yo. Sometimes people identify the condition of a yo-yo without really having a good grasp on the various condition levels of a yo-yo.

One thing I find interesting and not just about this particular item, but the focus will be on this particular item because that’s what we’re talking about, lol

I like the part where it says seller does not accept returns. And in the very next line says this product is covered by the moneyback guarantee. So I’m guessing that means if you never get the product? I don’t know what else it could mean? Because how can you get a moneyback guarantee if the seller will not take the product back?

Also, because it’s coming from out of the country, if you look at the print, it says that the import fees are due to the carrier before the product can be delivered. I have not looked into how much the import fees would be on a product that cost several thousand dollars? But I’m guessing if somebody’s willing to spend several thousand dollars on a gold plated yo-yo… Especially without being able to have it appraised first to find out what the actual quality of the gold is… I guess import fees are not gonna scare them.

I don’t have a clue how to actually gauge a true value for a one of five gold plated yo-yo?

Realize that the gold plating on a yo-yo is wafer thin. Scientist did a test with how gold spreads out if you do it right as they were researching all the Egyptian treasures that seemed to be coded with gold. They got one cubic inch of gold you know like a big sugar cube. And they carefully and meticulously pounded it out thin enough that it covered an entire baseball diamond. No that’s pretty damn thin.

And realize and recognize that back when custom yo-yo was punching out those yo-yos they had a few that were gold plated. And the retailed for like maybe 100 bucks. I still have a few of them. I think I keep one in the glove box of my truck, just in case anybody wants to see a gold yo-yo.

Interestingly, when I have shown it to people now and then, their reaction is almost like they think it’s made out of solid gold? And I tell him the same thing… This yo-yo cost about 100 bucks so it can’t have too much gold on it. That doesn’t mean it isn’t worth it… And that doesn’t mean it’s cheap or whatever. It just means that if something is colored with gold… It doesn’t have a lot of gold on it.

So if this yo-yo is actually worth what the sell is charging, I would consider that it’s not because it’s gold plated. It’s more about how rare it is and also being gold plated. I know the guys were calculating the value of the yo-yo jam Titan. But I think this is a lot different. I think the value not to be too redundant… But is more based on the rarity and scarcity of a yo-yo that only five were made that will go plated blah blah blah.

Because that certainly isn’t four Gs worth of gold, lol.

But just like was Dave Hall’s Titan, if somebody wants that or needs it for their collection, and they want to bounce that high without going broke, more power to them.

I’ve seen people pay $11 million for a painting at an auction. And one was just a flower. I think it was a daffodil to me. It didn’t even look that hot. But then I’m not into collecting paintings of flowers. 11 million bucks is a chunk of change, but if you can spend that much for a painting that means you probably got a lot more than that much money doesn’t really mean beans to you.

OK, I’m done.

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This certainly makes the list

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Man I would actually really love a classic Phenom

Eight hundred and eighteen love? :grin:

Better be quick. It’s in two carts already

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Yeah, I can see that the guy is talking some tall numbers.

But I was raised decades ago, learning about the art of the deal.

I can negotiate and get people to see the light and bend to my will to take the so-called valuable items off their hands.

And I bet anybody and everybody alive on earth today a 100% guarantee that if I met the seller in person and just straight up offered him $95,000 cash, he would take the money and run.

Lucky for me I could avoid this temptation

Because just yesterday, I was at a janitorial supply to get a toilet plunger. I walked up and down the rows to see what they had and ended up dropping a couple $Grand, on an entire multicolored sponge collection.

Otherwise, I could just pony up the whole hundred grand, but only if the guy sent the product by ground advantage. When I pay that much for something, it’s mandatory that I receive it within several days.

Just saying…..

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Jesus, does it increase life expectancy or something?!?! :scream:

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Killer Instinct bro

I will tell you one thing… If my wife found out, I spent $100,000 on a gaming console. It would definitely indisputably irrefutably, insurmountably and dramatically have a negative effect on life expectancy..

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