Incredibly Looney Listings

Really wanting to cool it down on the buying and selling. I’ll be active in the trick circles and the g2 nation forum on Facebook. Feel free to add me.

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Man I get that. I gotta stop buying yo-yos as well. Bst groups are dangerous lol

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5 this week for me. I have a problem.

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Danger is my business.

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Not sure why I got an add for rewind I’ve never shopped there but this had me double take. Obviously a little mistake or something but funny the rest are priced properly.

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Friends and family only, plus buyer pays for 1st Class shipping.

If requested, insurance to be paid by buyer.

String not included.

Noisy bearing may need changing.

Never thrown.

No vibe or string vibe.

Slight wobble, but no vibe.

Grabby on the throw down but slippery on the binds.

Never played.

Excellent used condition.

Never touched by human hands.

Was entirely built by a very talented Chimpanzee.

More images not available on request.

30 percent value added luxury tax not included.

Also: duty tax, federal tax, state tax, village tax, Misc. tax and brass tacks to be added.

Peanut free factory… Non GMO… Non dairy… Gluten free… Pronouns are: it and its’…

Note> The actual diameter, width, shape, color, weight and gap width may vary from the yo-yo in the provided image.

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“It is not intended for the ordinary or those with modest means”

Good god, man. I get the feeling that this is an entirely ironic ad, but even so…

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It’s from offset so probably?

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That’s too much bling for me…

I wonder what color string would be good to use? Surely the string would have to be silk.

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Yep never thrown/played or mint in box yet somehow we also checked for vibe. How? Well the vibe checker machine of course. It passed the vibe check.

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Drat. Only one left?
I wanted two for playing 3A.

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Maybe make a post on BST? You never know! :laughing:

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I’ll just take out a second mortgage on my house to nab that. Probably will get divorce papers included once my wife finds out.

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I actually own this box after buying it in an online auction for considerably less than the listed price. I keep chuckling when I see this still listed on eBay. If someone ever buys the box the seller isn’t going to be happy that they don’t have it anymore.

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Good ole eBay lol

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For the record I actually don’t know if this is crazy or not. But it sure caught my eye :joy::joy::joy:

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He couldn’t ask for more because it’s ‘used’.

Somebody in Dubai will buy it and use it to Walk the Dog, lol😉

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https://www.ebay.com/itm/354939712043?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=xv9l8yk_thg&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=lqa0xzhxrqu&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

This isn’t Looney for price, but I feel I’m watching a retired football player selling off their SuperBowl ring.

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It’s so true too lol

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