Anyone Seen the Offset Opulence?

[Mistale (LF: YYE Soulmate (^◡^))]

Heres some threads that talk about it:

LoL, is this a prank? @brandonvu

Yes it is a joke… but it sure won’t be one after someone buys it.

Incredibly Looney Listings

[image] Friends and family only, plus buyer pays for 1st Class shipping. If requested, insurance to be paid by buyer. String not included. Noisy bearing may need changing. Never thrown. No vibe or string vibe. Slight wobble, but no vibe. Grabby on the throw down but slippery on the binds. Never played. Excellent used condition. Never touched by human hands. Was entirely built by a very talented Chimpanzee. More images not available on request. 30 percent value added luxury tax not…