Golden doorknob lottery! 🔥 WINNER ANNOUNCED!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
a-rt
Knock knock
Open the door
Where are the handle
OMG,handle in my hand

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Aww don’t be sad it’ll be ok

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Awkward silence
Awkward silence who?

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Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Resale value.
Resale value who?
Resale value lemme flip this ish for $40 profit.

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you , now hand over the cash.

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Honeybee

Honeybee who?

Honeybee a dear and open the door, please. (Hopefully it’s being opened with the DK :wink: )

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Atch!
Atch who?
Bless you. :slight_smile:

Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Robbin!
Robbin who?
Robbin you! Hand over the Knob!

Knock knock.
Whos there?
Me.
Me, who?
Its-a me, Mario!

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Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Owl.

Owl who?

Whoo whoo!

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Cowsgo

Cowsgo who?

No, silly, Cows go “Moooo”

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
No, but he may be on first.

knock knock.
who’s there?
it’s a box.
what are those?
it’s a fool’s gold avalanche.

(bonus:
why did sally fall off the swing?
cause she has no arms.

knock knock.
whose there?
not sally. she has no arms.)

Knock knock
Who’s there?
A Grey Alien (lil Mayo)
A grey alien who?
A grey alien who can throw that yoyo better than you mangg!
(Lil Mayo Montage)

AAAAAAAAND THE WINNER IS…

@YP400

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We’ll set aside the Gold DK for you and you’ll get a message shortly. Thanks for participating everyone! Don’t miss the drop at 8PM EDT tonight!

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Congrats!!

Man his knock knock joke wasn’t even that good :cry:. Shotgun if he doesn’t pay!!!

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Aaaand sold out

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I do not knock on doors or turn knobs. I will just huff and puff until I blow your house down!

I know this is closed, and I don’t have any intention of buying a dk. But I can’t believe I didn’t see my favorite one!!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
I eat mop
I eat mop who?

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