It’s probably my best trick - I can help! It’s actually rather easy!!!
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Expect DMs lol
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10/4!!!
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Hey, I was gonna get that! Haha.
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Hey… i remember that guy!
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just threw them in there with my laundry
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Well, hey–don’t worry about it, bud! you’ve still got a 1/2 Kidney you can get rid of, that’ll get you a nice Ti throw at least!
Not sure how much a 1/2 Kidney is worth, but I don’t feel like getting put on a list for checking. 
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I’m probably on a million lists already with my dumb questions.
As info, I checked, currently donors get 0 compensation for donating a kidney, as it is prohibited in the US to get paid for it…legally speaking.
On the other side, some guy was arrested recently for selling them for around $160,000. I imagine with the nature of that industry, you might get 5% of that if you’re lucky, so around $8-10k ish, plus your medical expenses covered, such as the whiskey and bathtub full of ice. (All in jest obviously, not recommended)
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You’re a legend!
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I mean, if I think about it practically, I have FOUR kids. That’s at least 4 kidneys I can sell on the black market. Eyes are worth more. Did you know that?
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I wonder if @Snoopy’s mom realizes she’s sitting on a GOLD MINE of black market organs…
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This thread got dark. I like it.
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“That’s my purse! I don’t know you!”
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My humor tends to run dark. I usually have to curb it a bit in public 
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