Well, hey–don’t worry about it, bud! you’ve still got a 1/2 Kidney you can get rid of, that’ll get you a nice Ti throw at least!
Not sure how much a 1/2 Kidney is worth, but I don’t feel like getting put on a list for checking. 
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I’m probably on a million lists already with my dumb questions.
As info, I checked, currently donors get 0 compensation for donating a kidney, as it is prohibited in the US to get paid for it…legally speaking.
On the other side, some guy was arrested recently for selling them for around $160,000. I imagine with the nature of that industry, you might get 5% of that if you’re lucky, so around $8-10k ish, plus your medical expenses covered, such as the whiskey and bathtub full of ice. (All in jest obviously, not recommended)
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You’re a legend!
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I mean, if I think about it practically, I have FOUR kids. That’s at least 4 kidneys I can sell on the black market. Eyes are worth more. Did you know that?
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I wonder if @Snoopy’s mom realizes she’s sitting on a GOLD MINE of black market organs…
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This thread got dark. I like it.
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“That’s my purse! I don’t know you!”
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My humor tends to run dark. I usually have to curb it a bit in public 
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, buddy
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sigh
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i posted this with the hope of a dna follow up sorry @megachicken289 
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literally satan
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YES! Because MRM is coming and it’s superior to FAF! I said what I said! 