Don’t you wish you had a responsive metal yoyo with a infinitely customizable response system clipped to your belt?
My wife recently told me that as soon as she saw that black pouch on my belt, she knew I was “the one.” Get it now before they’re all gone. Operators are standing by…
If you’re Tom Kuhn curious, this is the perfect yoyo for you! Also, I’ll save the funds for an expensive camera lens filter, and not blow it all on any hedonistic proclivities.