Forum ranks?

What am I?

I should be number 1, cause if you take yoyoavenger, it has 11 letters, and 5 syllables. 11-5=6. Yoyoavenger is two words, so 6-2=4. Ive been logged in 11 days, so 4-11= -7. Iā€™m awesome, and awesome has 7 letters, so -7+7=0. Someone liked this on Google+, so +1, and there we go. One.

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Iā€™m saying we should have set ranks, that after you get a certain achievement you get a title under your name. Not a # system based on us throwers.

Can, can I please be #69 sir? Please?

Might as well get on board. I want 42.

Can I have 24601?

I would be one.

nardcopter = 10 letters.
10 letters is ten notes.
Music has notes.
Music has songs.
10 songs = 1 album.
Albums have pictures.
Books have pictures.
Books have words.
Potato is a word.
Potatoes are brown.
Trees are brown.
Trees drink water.
People drink water.
People = human beings.
Human beings = 11 letters.
11

Eleven

You know how many nipples I would have if I had 8 more?

Thatā€™s right.

Eleven.

I think Studio has that one on lock.

dangit then i guess that makes me #2

Im #4ā€¦ Just sayinā€™

O CRAP THIS THREAD IS OLD!!

I see what you did thereā€¦ I am number 4ā€¦