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Not at all! 
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Yes… You have to compete.
I remember years ago, they actually forced a Janitor up on stage.
Everybody thought it was funny until he did Spirit Bomb with a Mop Bucket.
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One time a guy did magic drop with a 5 gallon pail of Mountain Dew
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I still shudder thinking about the pet shop guy and the skin the gerbil fiasco.
Seriously, you are more than welcome to go to a contest and watch, but, for me, the rush of getting on stage and throwing for a minute can’t be beat. The key is not to take yourself too seriously, go up, have fun. I’ve never seen anyone not get applause and encouragement.
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Go deer hunting, you’ll reconsider about 0.000001 seconds after you realize there is a big deer in a wide open field and you are holding a gun (it’s life) in your hands. 
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I would, but, I would only kill what I would eat, and I’m a vegetarian. Not much thrill of the hunt when tofu or lettuce is your prey.
I’ve had some close encounters with lettuce.
I’ll leave it at that…
That arugula is no joke.
That’s ok French…your lack of meat digestion will end up serving your health better as you grow older. I on the other hand (with my 50 year long love affair with red meat and bacon) am probably doomed! :-\
I’m with you, I’m probably on borrowed time at this point.
Sure is tasty though.
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Yummm… bacon
I like bacon.
I once killed a man with a piece of bacon.
Did you kill a man using a piece of bacon or did you kill a man that was holding a piece of bacon? Either way, it was a worthy cause for his death. One should never hold bacon in public when bacon-lovers are around.
Both actually. I was holding the bacon about to eat it when another bacon lover attacked me and I killed him with the bacon.
yomega fan 335. If you come to nationals next year we’re always happy to have more people come, the competition is abit of both worlds, so even if you’re not that great or are ready to take brandon off that podium give it a go
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