Banned because misuse is subjective
Everyone on this thread but myself has been banned for banning people for things that have nothing to do with them. ;D
Banned because you posted a non banning post. Thou shal ban or be banned.
Banned for not posting enough
Banned for posting too much 
Banned because I just woke up
I ban’t even.
band because you have not seen this video
Banned because I didn’t click the link
Banned because it’s once outside.
Banned because I don’t know what once outside means
banned because you made every platypus eat 3.5 grams of magnesium filings while acting as a butler and/or maid for Vincent van Gough.
and also because if I get banned, then everyone who types after me will as well…oh well. 
Banned for illegally banning later replies
Banned for being a toadal jenius.
Banned for not being one
Banned for having a Cliff >:(
banned for cliff hanging
Please! No don’t put a noose around it! Nooooooooo!
Banned for banning someone for hanging cliffs
banned because stuffed animals can’t talk.
Banned because they can if you believe hard enough