banned for cat prejudice
Banned for making me die of lau-coughlaught-coughs up 3.586 pinapples with extra vitamin I LAUGHTER dies, then is immediately revived
banned for having a multi- headed dog picture
Banned for the bonfire being your favorite, yet having a Gnarwhal Avatar
Banned because you are a caribou lodge addict instead of clyw.
Banned cause I cant pronounce your name
banned because cacti are prickly
Banned because I’m holding a newborn kitten
Banned for taking newborn kitten from it’s momma
Banned because the kitten was abandoned and it under foster care 
banned for not calling the picture a doge, but dog…
Banned for going out order
Banned because I’m eating
Banned because I’m waiting for my cinnamon rolls to cook
Banned because I’m eating luke warm chillie
Banned cause my dog typed this.
Banned because cats ftw
Banned because oh look there’s a bird.
Banned because I’m writing an annotated bibliography on renaissance literature for English 1302 :’(
Banned for flagrant misuse of English papers