Eye Doctor: “OK cover your left eye, do you see anything”?

s1mp13m4n: “nope”
Eye Doctor: “Now cover the other eye, what do you see now”?

s1mp13m4n: “Not a #)&% thing”
Eye Doctor: “alright, that will be $500 and that sticker since it did not help you see anything”

Those who know me on the forum know I am blind, thus the joke.