if two sheep are flying, one is yellow and the other is headed right, how much does each square foot of asphalt cost given that the cow weighs ten pounds
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Take the square root of the cow, multiply by X, sheer the sheep, and the answer is obvious.
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15 inches of purple apple.
Duh!
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asphalt is measured in tons, asphalt base is measured in square yards. take it from a roadway construction engineer 
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thanks for being literal
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it was hard not to be… you were speaking my language, and engineers tend to be… had you accounted for friction coefficient of the applesauce, we’d be in a different octagon
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the delays in the asphalt and paving make it impossible to calculate total cost.
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This is all wrong -
The asphalt / paving can’t be done until all the opposum’s have been scraped up
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spoken like a true contractor!
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