Throw-Yo Threads and Sickburn Yo-Yo Workshop have teamed up to bring you a shower-stall masterpiece: the Waffle Stomper Tee.
Featuring the iconic Audrey Hepburn caught mid-stomp on a villainous waffle, this design fuses vintage elegance with raw waffle stomping chaos. It’s bold. It’s absurd. It’s art. And yes—these are absolutely yo-yo shirts.
If you’ve missed the saga of the Waffle Stomper, get caught up. Waffle stomping isn’t just a lifestyle—it’s hotter than a neck trick into a GT, and this tee is your backstage pass to the madness.
Heads will turn. Waffles will tremble. Drains will clog.
Tees are available in Unisex, Feminine, and Muscle styles.
Note: These bad boys feature full-back printing, so Muscle Tee versions are a bit pricier than our usual Throw-Yo sleeveless gear. Worth it? Yeah. Totally.
Oh man, this is beautiful, but it miiiight have crossed my line.
This is the kind of thing, that if I wore it, my social life would collapse upon itself like babel, and I’d have nothing left to consult but my yo-yos, and especially my waffle stomper.
Not to mention, I’m too freaking asinine to explain the lore behind this, people would be left thinking I’m a fool and a creep.
Oh man, great work on this… but I think I’d be banned from the internet if I had this.
On of these days you shall age. When this happens you will no longer give a ■■■■. Once the ■■■■ given equals zero, you can own and wear this shirt with pride.
EDIT: OH SNAP. One of those f-bombs didn’t censor itself! Fixed it
