Someone should...

Design a yoyo and call it the ‘Hand Grenade’.

That is all.

“Gonna go throw my hand grenade”

The closest thing to this is Toxic Yoyo Strings calling their Hazmat yoyo B-Grades Grenades.

Make the body like an RSL so you can call it a “Holey Hand Grenade”


I was gonna say that…

In the security line at the airport.

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‘close doesn’t count for this bad boy.’- It’s slogan

If I ever get sponsored by YYJ and they design a yoyo for me, I’m definitely going to call it that.