From OPYOYOS: Collaborating on a yoyo with the person who taught me to yoyo is the most absurd thing I think I’ll do during my time making yoyos. Not only because it’s the biggest yoyo store in the world, but because André Boulay is one of the most generous people you could wish to meet. That’s where the name is from, but I bet you want to know how it plays!
Absurdity comes in at only 62 grams but with a nice 56mm diameter and 44mm width! Machined from 7068 aluminum it is a pure joy on the string. Drawing from the 2 most popular yoyos Jordan ever made under the Smashing YoYos brand, the Monocle and Float, it plays like something you only imagined in your dreams.
The Absurdity comes in our standard magnetic box with all the papers to prove it’s real, some stickers, an Airetic string and an yoyorecreation NSK DS Platinum bearing. It’ll be sold exclusively on the YoYoExpert store! Only 30 ever produced and each one individually numbered out of 30!
Every yoyo OPYOYOS makes will have a 0/30 edition. The only way to get it is to win it! Don’t miss our current YoYoExpert forum contest to win the 00 Absurdity. It is all about learning some new tricks! Click here for more information.
The redacted words were not kind words by a long shot.
But I think you know what I wanted to say.
Similar words I would have used to describe @robobug227
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