LF: Mustang, Sleipnir, Isotope 2 (also known as @Hanker's Isotope Joke thread)

What’s an isotope’s favourite mathematical expression?


Poly-nomials.
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Also looking for SF SF!

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What did the isotope say when it kept losing electrons?


I really need to keep an ion them.
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Bumpppp

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GREATEST JOKE OF ALL TIME :joy::rofl::joy::rofl: I’m legit dying and my wife is looking at me like she hates my face because she doesn’t get it :rofl::joy::rofl::joy:

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Thank you! Glad you like it :slight_smile:

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What did the radioactive isotope say to the scientist?


Idk.

I decay.

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I love how this post is slowly moving away from the original purpose… and I wanted to make a cool isotope joke too, but the best ones Argon. :woman_facepalming:t2:

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Nuuuuu I wanted to use that when I run out of isotope jokes.

Here’s another:

I got some radiation on my shirt.


Now it's an isotop.
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What do you call a radioactive isotope that loves to party?


The half life of the party.

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To vary a bit…

What do you call a Mustang in Canada?

A moose tang !

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Why didn’t you buy a Mustang ?

I couldn’t a Ford it

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