What’s an isotope’s favourite mathematical expression?
Poly-nomials.
Poly-nomials.
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Also looking for SF SF!
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What did the isotope say when it kept losing electrons?
I really need to keep an ion them.
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Bumpppp
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GREATEST JOKE OF ALL TIME 
I’m legit dying and my wife is looking at me like she hates my face because she doesn’t get it
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Thank you! Glad you like it 
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What did the radioactive isotope say to the scientist?
Idk.
I decay.
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I love how this post is slowly moving away from the original purpose… and I wanted to make a cool isotope joke too, but the best ones Argon. 
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Nuuuuu I wanted to use that when I run out of isotope jokes.
Here’s another:
I got some radiation on my shirt.
Now it's an isotop.
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What do you call a radioactive isotope that loves to party?
The half life of the party.
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To vary a bit…
What do you call a Mustang in Canada?
A moose tang !
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Why didn’t you buy a Mustang ?
I couldn’t a Ford it
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How many isotopes do you have?
God, you're always overreacting.
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I’m getting tired of my relationship with carbon isotopes. It’s too complicated.
Time to give up carbon dating.
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Can a physicist read the periodic table?
Isotope so.
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Do particles with multiple helium isotopes have mass?
Only the Catholic ones!
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Damn, that’s a heck of a wants list on the Unknown side:black_heart:
Good choices. Would those complete the set for you? @Niki
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Hahahaha it’s super long since I got into collecting Unknowns pretty late! And yep, if I manage to get them they’ll complete the set ^^
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Psych! Here’s the last isotope joke I have:
Why can’t you trust isotopes?
Because they make up everything.
Someone get her an Isotope 2!
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