Golden doorknob lottery! 🔥 WINNER ANNOUNCED!

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The @sfyoyos X A-RT Doorknob Releases tomorrow Sept 28th! We only have ONE Golden Key edition DK! Do YOU want to buy it? To keep things fair we are holding a drawing for the opportunity to purchase this special edition yo-yo!

We asked SF how limited the Golden Key edition is and they told us “it’s the most limited one by a good amount.” So… that sounds pretty limited!

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To enter we want you to TELL US A KNOCK KNOCK JOKE. Post it here in this thread and one random jokester will get the opportunity to purchase the Golden Knob!

This is not a giveaway. Please do not post if you do not want to purchase the yo-yo. Winner will be chosen at random on Friday 9/28 @ 6PM EDT.

WINNER ANNOUNCED - @YP400

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Perfect timing… I just so happen to have one off the top of my head (my daughter told it to me last night)

Knock Knock…
who’s there?
Broken Pencil.
Broken Pencil who?
Forget it, this joke is pointless…

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
It’s to whom.

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Knock Knock…
(Who dat?)
SF
(SF who…?)
Exactly! Who the heck IS SF?

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Knock Knock,
Who’s There?
Banana…
Banana who?
Knock Knock,
Who’s There?
Banana…
Banana who?
Knock Knock,
Who’s There?
Banana…
Banana who?
Knock Knock,
Who’s There?
Banana…
Banana who?
Knock Knock,
Who’s There?
Banana…
Banana who?
Knock Knock,
Who’s There?
Banana…
Banana who?
Knock Knock,
Who’s There?
Banana…
Banana who?
Knock Knock,
Who’s There?
Banana…
Banana who?
Knock Knock,
Who’s There?
Banana…
Banana who?
Knock Knock,
Who’s There?
Banana…
Banana who?
Knock Knock,
Who’s There?
Banana…
Banana who?
Orange,
Orange who?
Orange ya glad i didn’t say Banana?

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Knock Knock…
Who’s There?
Doorknob.
Doorknob who?
Doorknob-who, I’ve come to bargain.

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you, give me that gold DK!!

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting c…
Mooooo!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Chicken Butt
Chicken Butt Who?
POO POO FACE

(yeah yeah I know, my 4 year old made it up)

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Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2, of course.

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Where’s my
Where’s my who?
Where’s my Pizza Jensen?

Charles throws empty box…

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I approve.

Knock knock

  • Who’s there?
    Up Dog
  • Up Dog who?
    What’s up dog
    -You’re dumb, wrong joke format. But nothing much what’s up with you?
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Benjamin.
Benjamin who?
Benjamin this doorknob, yo.

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The doctor.
Doctor Who?
Now you’re getting it! Open the bloody door!

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock, oops I did it again

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yo, yo!
Yoyo who?
Yo-Yo Ma is playing offstring on his cello!

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mikey
Mikey Who?
Mikey doesn’t work on this lock

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Me: Knock knock…
SFyoyos: Who’s there?
Me: Gimme dat DK!!
SFyoyos: ok…
Me: Opens door

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Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Nanna.

Nanna who?

Nanna your business, that’s who.

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A magic knob to take you where you never thought was possible.

Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Dont cry, it was only a man in a skin tight yellow suit!

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