Banned because I had a test today.
Banned because I’m studying for a comprehensive Biology final over 15 Chapters that will determine if I pass or fail
College is the exact opposite of what high school said it would be
Banned cause flowers talk
Banned because I know, I’m talking to a flower as we speak. It says hi
Banned for talking to flowers
Banned for not talking to flowers
Reinstated
Banned for trying to reinstate people in a ban thread
Banned for not letting anybody be reinstated.
Banned for mentioning the word reinstate
Banned for being up too early
Banned for not being up too early
banned because its mothers day 
Banned cause IRS not mothers day, it’s Sunday.
Banned because it IS mothers day
Banned because I didn’t tell my mom happy mothers day.
I got her a card though
Banned because I did
I declare that no one is allowed to be banned anymore. Now die, thread. plz
Banned for making a declaration
banned for making a declaration of a declaration